Mel in Western New York:
"I think we're in cow land."
While passing a Dam in New York:
"Well, Dam!" (This was the first bad pun Mel mentioned earlier.)
Me, while passing by an 'Attractions' sign in Ohio:
"Why is it all liquor stores?"
"Hello, Michigan, you can go." Me to a Michigan driver as he refused to shift after I gave him space to enter the lane.
As we passed through open Ohio farms and plains:
Mel: "I think I realized have a fear of open spaces."
Eric: "It's like a giant table."